Spoiler alert! This recap is intended for folks who've already seen the episode, and will include a description of its events! It feels like it's been forever since we were treated to a new episode of ...

“The New Crystal Gems” is a very funny, light episode about Connie, Lapis, and Peridot (and Pumpkin) trying to protect Beach City during Steven’s trip to the zoo—which is pretty much what you would’ve ...