"Weird Al" Yankovic has sold millions of albums, won five Grammy Awards, performed sold-out concerts around the world and had Daniel Radcliffe play him in a movie about his life. He can add one more ...

All schoolhouse programs are closed for the coming day. It's just too coco nutty out there to drive. In fact, Hello, this is the schoolhouse, as you must know. We are calling you now because of ice ...